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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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