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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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