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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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