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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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