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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Buddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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