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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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