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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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