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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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