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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet …

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snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰

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