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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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