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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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