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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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