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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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