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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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