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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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