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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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