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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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