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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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