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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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