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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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