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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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