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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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