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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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