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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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