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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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