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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮

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