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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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