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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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