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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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