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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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