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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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