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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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