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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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