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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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