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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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