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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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