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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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