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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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