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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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