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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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