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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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