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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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