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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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