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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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