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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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