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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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