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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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