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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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