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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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