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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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