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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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